True Blood Season 3 Premier-"Holy ass!"

This wasn't the best season premier I've seen in my life - I guess it was Supernatural's season 4 premier, Lazarus Rising - because I missed something. I don't know what it was but I missed it. But on the other hand what can be possibly better than start a season with a naked viking vampire? I know: Nothing. I drooled over my laptop when I saw Eric. That man is a god, no question about it. When Sookie asked if he was doing 'that' for the last 6 hours I bursted out laughing. It was hilarious.

I love Sophie-Ann. She's so classy, plus I envy her hair. - I've got this weird addiction with red hair but still haven't got the guts to dye my hair. - When she pushed Eric against the wall... Wow, now that was something. I hope - SPOILER FOR THE BOOKS - she won't die like in the books. - SPOILER END - Her character holds so much possiblities. And Eric needs someone who scares him. I know, I'm evil.

Tara is a pain as usual. Seriously, she's the most annoying character in the whole series. Attacking Sookie?! Excuse me, but SHE was the one who woke the crazy bitch up who made her boyfriend cut out poor women's heart. Then crying in mommy's lap and trying to kill herself? Get a grip for God'sake.

Haha, poor Jason, he's got some serious problems south.

Pam, oh my other fave. She was a sweetheart as always. "Maybe I smile too much." She can make the blood freeze in me. I love her even if she wore pink. I totally agree with her about Sook's house. It looks awesome with all the trees inside.

I absoulutely freaked out at the Bill-Sam scene. I was like what the hell?! I realized it's all because they changed blood but still, I so don't want that two men making out. Actually, I don't want any men to make out with each other, or women with each other. About Bill. What about him? I've got no clue, nor do I care.

Jessica is such a lame vampire it makes me laugh hard. She's really cute with that poor man she managed to kill. And there's Lafayette, poor man, Pam scared the shit outta him. I hope he can sell the 'v' in time, otherwise Eric will be very pissed. Hmm, maybe I don't want him to succees after all.

I'm thrilled about the werevolves appereance. Twilight could learn how to make a descent wolf to scene.

Anyway, it was a good episode. Nothing to complain about. This was just a warm up for the pure awesomeness.