You don't wanna get to know me, buddy

I wrote this yesterday just forgot to publish. Oh, sweet Lord, today my boss did it again *groans* When he did what he did, I didn't know if I should have cried or laughed, or both. Okay, gotta admit it was my fault he started this time. I was a bad girl and we ditched work with my co-workers, we all did. I got programs until 2pm and afterward I stayed in the office. I sooo wasn't in the mood to go out and knock on every darn door. We stayed indoor and talked all afternoon and we haven't got a programme to Monday. Obviously, boss wasn't too happy with us when he got back and I was the one who met the first wave. He said I wasted a whole day, yada, yada, not that he wasn't right but the way he did it just made me want to hit him. Then came my fave part. Poor man, he's trying so hard and just can't get to me and it makes him damn frustrated. He said I was like a straight line and he didn't know what to do to get a reaction out of me. I wanted to tell him, buddy, you don't wanna get a reaction out of me because you're going to end up hurt and I'm going to end up fired, who wants that, right? God save him when I lose it and tell him what I think about him. It would sound something like this: "You are a poor little bastard and I feel sorry for you, I truly do, but dude, we are so not in the same league." I don't think he would be happy with me after this. Something else, about my co-worker, he asked if Singapore was in South Africa!!! Yes, Africa. There aren't lots of stuff what can silent me but this was one of them. And I work with Einsteins like him. I wonder when I will start to bang my head to the wall.